Final Grade
I give accredited academia an F+ as a final grade for all of the above reasons. My judgement of accredited academia would be pure hubris if over 300 million human lives were not extinguished by pseudoscience in the last century.
Because accredited academia is the architect, and not just the facilitator, of the more recent “Gender Wars”, I am obligated to insist reforms to both Scientific Method and Peer Review be undertaken immediately.
I want it on the record I am in no way opposed to any reasonable hypothesis, but as stated, and ill-proven, all existing hypotheses on human evolution are bankrupt and inciteful.
There has not been a day in the last two hundred years in which someone was not being cast in the role of an ape, and that charade has fallen most frequently and most injuriously on my African brothers and sisters.
My discovery clearly establishes that our fathers and mothers of the archaic demonstrated cognitive capacity which equals, and I believe, exceeds that demonstrated by accredited academia in the twentieth century.
Because all narratives of human evolution hinge on cognitive capacity, my discovery requires accredited academia correct all extant narratives of human history.
I expect the righteous of the world to lead in reforms which prohibit witch hunts. Consider this a lawful order.
Respectfully,
An Unknown Soldier
